I ♥ Dr House

"People choose the paths that grant them the greatest rewards for the least amount of effort."
"You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways."
"I don't ask why patients lie. I just assume they all do."
"Are you ... comparing me to God? I mean, that's great, but just so you know, I've never made a tree."
"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what. The weird thing about telling someone they're dying is it tends to focus their priorities. You find out what matters to them. What they're willing to die for. What they're willing to lie for."
"If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything."